Кейп-кодский мужик, вызванный в присяжные, сказал судье, что он гомофоб, расист и врун, чтобы избежать бытности присяжным.
Мужик, да ты врешь, чтобы не стать присяжным, сказал судья.
Святая правда, сказал мужик, вру!
Офигительно, сказал судья - под стражу его за ложь под присягой!
Вот интересно, является ли ложью с точки зрения наказание за ложь под присягой, неправдивое сообщение (под присягой) о том, что ты лжец.
By Associated Press
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 - Updated: 08:08 AM EST
BARNSTABLE - A Cape Cod man who claimed he was a homophobe, a racist and a habitual liar in an effort to avoid jury duty earned an angry rebuke from a judge on Monday, who referred the case to prosecutors for possible charges.
"In 32 years of service in courtrooms, as a prosecutor, as a defense attorney and now as a judge, I have quite frankly never confronted such a brazen situation of an individual attempting to avoid juror service," Barnstable Superior Court Judge Gary Nickerson told Daniel Ellis, according to a preliminary court transcript of the exchange.
Ellis, of Falmouth, had been called to court with about 60 other potential jurors for possible service on a 23-member grand jury.
On a questionnaire that all potential jurors fill out, Ellis wrote that he didn’t like homosexuals and blacks.
He echoed those sentiments in an interview with Nickerson.
"You say on your form that you’re not a fan of homosexuals," Nickerson said.
"That I’m a racist," Ellis interrupted.
"I’m frequently found to be a liar, too. I can’t really help it," Ellis added.
"I’m sorry?" Nickerson said.
"I said I’m frequently found to be a liar," Ellis replied.
"So, are you lying to me now?" Nickerson asked.
"Well, I don’t know. I might be," was the response.
"I have the distinct impression that you’re intentionally trying to avoid jury service," Nickerson said.
"That’s true," Ellis answered.
Nickerson ordered Ellis taken into custody. He was released later Monday morning.
Ellis could face perjury and other charges